Lucille Ball

The world’s crazy, when it comes to beauty.

Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise.

Anyone who does anything useful will not go unpaid.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.

It is a fabulous country, the only fabulous country; it is the only place where miracles not only happen, but they happen all of the time.

We are each a figment of our own imagination.

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.

An artist is always alone if he is an artist. What the artist needs is loneliness.

Throughout this life, you can never be certain of living long enough to take another breath.

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.

Do all the other things, the ambitious things-travel, get rich, get famous, innovate, lead, fall in love, make and lose fortunes…but as you do, to the extent that you can, err in the direction of kindness.

Life is managed; it is not cured.

Do you realize that you can’t play the game of life with sweaty palms?

The most dangerous notion a young man can acquire is that there is no more room for originality. There is no large room for anything else.