Bill Watterson

I haven’t put a pencil to a piece of paper, working out a problem, in years; I do it in my head.

Are you doing what you’re doing today because you want to do it or because it’s what you were doing yesterday?

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.

He who is not busy being born is busy dying.

I grew up in a very masculine environment. So I was around a lot of men, my brothers and their friends. There was just a lot of guys around.

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.

A man must live like a great brilliant flame and burn as brightly as he can. In the end he burns out. But this is far better than a mean little flame.

There it is: it doesn’t make any difference who we are or what we are, there’s always somebody to look down on! somebody to hold in light esteem, somebody to be indifferent about.

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

They (wives) are people who think when the telephone bell rings, it is against the law not to answer it

The difference between you and the person you envy, is that you settle for less.

There is no reality, only perception.

The less you know, the more you believe.