Brandy Norwood

It may not be the best in someone else’s eyes, but it’s the best I can do.

It’s her first grandchild, so she’s really, really, really excited. I guess my mom is a little more stressed out than me.

My daughter hasn’t seen me with anybody in five years. I’m very, very selective when it comes to that because I want to make sure that it’s real. I don’t want her to see me with just anybody because she means everything to me.

I’m a woman now.

I’m always smiling and happy.

I knew I had to make a sacrifice to do what I’ve always wanted to do.

News is not a game show. You don’t win a car if you happen to be right.

Someone once said that to make a regular person laugh, you need to dress a guy up like an old lady and push him down the stairs. To make a comedy writer laugh, you have to push a real old lady down the stairs. I don’t know who that’s attributed to. I think it’s Aristophanes. Or Catherine the Great.

Someone stole my shoelaces once from my shoes. I still wear them and never put laces in them – they’re like my trademark shoes now!

If you’re an actor and you don’t get cast in stuff a lot, then put together a show or hold play-reading nights at your apartment. Make your own opportunities.

I feel like it’s harder to get women to show up for movies.

I always thought that was so strange that people would try to corral you and pigeonhole you in one category and not play you anywhere else.

I can’t tell you an answer to that (question on the meaning of life). I can just say live it, be kind, do your best, don’t hurt anybody, and don’t fake orgasms. From a man’s viewpoint, that’s pretty impossible.

In my experience, there was never anything quite like the egos in CSNY.

I’ve signed breasts and bums. I’ve signed everything!

If I say a rap and I laugh, that means it’s a winner.

I think I appear very innocent and soft, but I’m actually very dark and edgy. It’s a weird dichotomy.

I used to sleep nude – until the earthquake.

Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot.

Because if you do what you think is right for the benefit of everybody and everything and you make decisions, to go back and regret them afterwards-it’s a futile experience and it’s not worth thinking about. Because life just unfolds. Provided you do your best and you think you’re on the right track, you can only be right or wrong. But to regret it-I don’t think there are any huge errors or misdemeanors. You know, I should have hung out with Elvis a bit more.

The second I met Zac Efron I thought he was a really cool guy. It’s hard not to have chemistry with someone who is quite attractive.