Orrin Woodward

Creditors have better memories than debtors.

Some people use one half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man; a debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

He who promises runs in debt.

Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill!

Debts are like children: the smaller they are the more noise they make.

Small debts are like small shot; they are rattling on every side, and can scarcely be escaped without a wound.

The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide.

Debt is the slavery of the free.

The impulse dances inside the debt.

Rather go to bed supperless, than rise in debt.

In the long run we shall have to pay our debts at a time that may be very inconvenient for our survival.

If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.

Home life ceases to be free and beautiful as soon as it is founded on borrowing and debt.