Nicki Minaj

You’d be surprised how much fun you start to have once ya stop giving A f**k.

You know my heart couldn’t take it.

Bitches don’t know if they wanna hate you or be you. Lemme change that. Bitches hate you cuz know they’ll never be you.

Do you know how many women get systematically blackballed out of their positions in an office building and can’t fight back?

When people apologize to me sincerely, I accept it. It’s really never too late to right your wrongs.

Abstaining from sex had to zen my body. I ain’t giving, so don’t ask, I don’t lend my body. He gotta be king status to get in my body.

You haven’t been around here long, have you.

The Lion King always makes me cry, especially when Simba’s father gets trampled.

I think it’s the way I talk. I think they thought I was too country. And I’m not ashamed of that by any means.

Ghost stories really scare me. I have such a big imagination that after I watch a horror movie like The Grudge, I look in the corners of my room for the next two days.

Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying ‘I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award.’ The other is ‘You want fries with that?’

Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is, we don’t have Stars anymore – except your President (just kidding, of course)!

Hate a liar more than I hate thief. A thief is only after my salary a liar is after my reality.

I feel like I needed a balance. I don’t want to forget about my personal life and spending time with myself.

I like you baby, just not more than my work right now

You can point any kind of laser at my face, but I don’t think Botox is for me. I think it is bad. People who have too much, they look like their faces are full of candles – a shiny, shiny face.

If Kyle had ever been dedicated to nothing but driving, he’d have been really, really good. But he wanted to do a lot of other things. He’s always been that way. Still is.

I take conscious breaks for myself ’cause I like to rejuvenate and get my creative juices flowing. I also like to take my time with my creativity; I think it’s important.

No one wants to quit when he’s losing and no one wants to quit when he’s winning.

God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at once.

We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk, but the reality is that marriage requires a lot of compromise.