Lily Tomlin

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Just believe in yourself. Even if you don’t, pretend that you do and, at some point, you will.

If you don’t see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner.

Those who believe they can move mountains, do. Those who believe they can’t, cannot. Belief triggers the power to do.

You will have failures in your life, but it is what you do during those valleys that will determine the heights of your peaks.

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.

Never blame anyone in your life. Good people give you happiness. Bad people give you experience. Worst people give you a lesson. And the best people give you memories.

The best way to get a better answer is to start asking a better question.

You’ll find out that nothing that comes easy is worth a dime. As a matter of fact, I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face. Never.

You can’t live principals you can’t understand.

All progress takes place outside the comfort zone.

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.

The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want right now.

It’s important that you learn to be an entrepreneur or an investor…. Not a saver!