Kim Kardashian

There are always going to be ridiculous rumors.

For me, skinny is just a style of jeans – not a goal.

I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others.

If you put that effort in, you’ll get what you want.

Energy doesn’t lie so trust those vibes you’re getting.

I know some people say it’s not the best to work with your family, but I have never understood that because it’s always worked so well for me.

Yeah. I still live in Canada, so it’s not quite the same. And when I’m in L.A., I’m in a car; you don’t have the contact with the public. It’s not so bad. It’s still pretty much the same. I still feel pretty normal-ish.

It’s just such a tangled-up issue, the way women present themselves [in comedy]-whether or not they choose to put their thumbs in their panties on the cover of Maxim and judge each other back and forth on it. It’s a complicated issue, and we didn’t go much further on saying anything other than to say, ‘Yeah, it’s a complicated issue and we’re all kind of figuring it out as we go.’

At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music.

I like to audition for good projects because if it’s a good project, it’s an opportunity to get in front of a casting director.

Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

I’ve signed breasts and bums. I’ve signed everything!

Monterey, I remember, but I seem to remember the Fillmore West, that we played the week before Monterey. That was much more memorable for me. The first time in San Francisco. They were good gigs.

I’ve had tinnitus for about ten years, and since I started protecting my ears it hasn’t got any worse – touch wood.

I like to delude myself that I’m in the old-Hollywood mode. I just tailor my clothes well and try to keep my skin clear. While it would be great to work out an hour a day, there is something inherently sort of selfish about it. I can’t do it.

At some point, I would like to write a book and other things, but I work best when there is some sort of deadline in my own mind, but not when fifty people or fifty million people are breathing down the back of my neck.

I think the yule ball is more attractive to the girls who read it, I never really thought “Oh I get to go to the ball!

I can do the Chipmunk voice and impressions of Judy Garland, Debbie Reynolds and Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music. I could probably do the whole Von Trapp family.

I’ve always been very positive and very resilient.

I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement.

The girly movie I secretly love is Pippy Longstockings.