John Lennon

Guilt for being rich, and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn’t enough and you have to go and get shot or something.

God is a concept by which we measure our pain.

I realized that kids everywhere go for the same stuff; and seeing as we’d done it in England, there’s no reason why we couldn’t do it in America too.

Life is what happens to you when you’re busy making other plans.

Love is the flower you’ve got to let grow.

The basic thing nobody asks is why do people take drugs of any sort? Why do we have these accessories to normal living to live? I mean, is there something wrong with society that’s making us so pressurized, that we cannot live without guarding ourselves against it?

I’m obsessed with neon sneakers.

There are things that I do that feminists don’t like, and there are things that I do that they do like. I don’t label myself.

As Dan was doing school at the time I was just sitting by myself for ages and at the time I wanted to be taken really serious as an actor so I used to just sit around just drinking coffee all day and trying to look really intense.

I’m a flamboyant type of guy, a cooler version of Liberace.

I don’t think I’ve aged gracefully.

Finding another way to do what I know I can do pretty well. A way that stimulates me. I’m always on some sort of learning curve. If I can continually be surprised then I’m alert.

I don’t see Johnny Depp as attractive!

The only reward for anything is food.

I really like comedy that brings people together. There’s a lot of comedies lately that have been at people’s expense or been kind of acidic or mean-spirited. And some folks like that, and I think there’s room for that, but that’s not my style. I like something that makes us all feel closer. Comedy, at its best, can be healing.

I don’t actually own a car.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

I try to just be grateful for what I have, and not [focus on] the things that I don’t have.

I’d make a better U.S. President than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I’m a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

[On Joni Mitchell] If I didn’t talk to her for the rest of my life, I wouldn’t miss her for a minute.

You feel quite distant by playing at huge stadiums year after year, where you only can see a great darkness in front of you