George Bernard Shaw

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself.

Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.

Our necessities are few, but our wants are endless.

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

Life is a disease; and the only difference between one man and another is the stage of the disease at which he lives. You are always at the crisis: I am always in the convalescent stage.

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

If you have a glass full of liquid you can discourse forever on its qualities, discuss whether it is cold, warm, whether it is really and truly composed of H-2-O, or even mineral water, or sake. Meditation is Drinking it!

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal.

Science, after all, is only an expression for our ignorance of our own ignorance.

A physicist is an atom’s way of knowing about atoms.

Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.

Human science fragments everything in order to understand it, kills everything in order to examine it.

Science is properly more scrupulous than dogma. Dogma gives a charter to mistake, but the very breath of science is a contest with mistake, and must keep the conscience alive.

The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition.

Science is but an image of the truth.

If you look at the history of our country over the last 100 years, there have been periods where science and research have been celebrated. They were really kind of held up as heroes in society, which encouraged a generation of people to go into these fields.

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work, those that break down and those that get lost.

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

It’s really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!