George Bernard Shaw

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.

How can what an Englishman believes be hearsay? It is a contradiction in terms.

The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.

It is not from reason and prudence that people marry, but from inclination.

Husbands and wives, first be faithful to each other. Second, keep the romance going all of your life by courting each other every day.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

There’s no doubt I’m a better man having spent time with Michelle. I would never say that Michelle’s a better woman, but I will say she’s a little more patient.

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

It is a woman’s business to get married as soon as possible, and a man’s to keep unmarried as long as he can.

[on Michelle] After about 15 years I finally figured out that she’s always right!

If you were going to list the 100 most popular things that I have done as president. Being married to Michelle Obama is number one.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you’ll never end up with a nag.

By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.

I am a black American male from Chicago, who had my rehearsal dinner at Versailles and then got married in Florence with a view of the entire city.

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.