You can often change your circumstances by changing your attitude.
More quotes by Eleanor Roosevelt
I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity.
Don’t call a woman a bitch. Call her an ass-hole. It still gets your point across and it’s not sexist.
More quotes about Wisdom
No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned… a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company.
He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think – yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.