Failure is no accident.
Awareness without action is worthless.
You have the duty and gift of living. You don’t have the right to sit on the sidelines–use your life and get back into the game.
What I want people to do is what’s healthy for them.
Experts indicate that you should aim for consistent weight loss of about one to two pounds per week, so you should remain realistic—you aren’t going to lose 40 pounds per week (no matter what any diet product claims).
Don’t make me put your head in my blender!
I mean, look, teachers don’t do their job for the money, obviously, because we pay them ridiculously little amounts for what they put in. Most of them come out of their own pocket for materials and things to help the children and all that.
[To Robertson] I think you should move to California. Malibu is paradise. You can always change your mind. Why don’t you just let me put this together? I’ll get you a house in the Malibu Colony.
For them that think death’s honesty won’t fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely.
The world is more malleable than you think and it’s waiting for you to hammer it into shape.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
This is your life and the clock is ticking.
What I have never been afraid of is to be a little silly, and you can engage people that way!
I mean, if you degrade someone, you isolate them, you control them, you call them names, you demean them. That’s a horrible existence for people.
When you want nothing from anyone else, you’re safe for anyone to be with. Including yourself.
Throughout this life, you can never be certain of living long enough to take another breath.
Thinking calls for facts; facts are found by digging; but he who has gathered this wealth is well equipped for life.
There’s a lot of people out there who go through hard times, and they feel alone. They feel like nobody is there. But I’m in the same boat.
There are four things every person has more of than they know; sins, debt, years, and foes.
When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it’s only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it’s two hours. That’s relativity.
Hard knocks have a place and value, but hard thinking goes farther in less time.
Ah, but I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now.
