Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Ten million dollars after I’d become a star I was deeply in debt.

A debt may get mouldy, but it never decays.

Only debt is forever.

You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don’t say nothin’ ’bout the money. ‘Hi, how ya doin’? How’s ya mama doing?’ Man, how’s my money doin’?

Those have a short Lent, who owe money to be paid at Easter.

Private student loans should be avoided at all costs.

It shows nobility to be willing to increase your debt to a man to whom you already owe much.

Debt is a prolific mother of folly and of crime.

One can pay back the loan of gold, but one lies forever in debt to those who are kind.

Rather go to bed supperless, than rise in debt.

We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt.

If I owe you a pound, I have a problem; but if I owe you a million, the problem is yours.

If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.

Owing money has never concerned me so long as I know where it could be repaid.

Live within your means, never be in debt, and by husbanding your money you can always lay it out well.