Donald Trump

Under my administration anyone who illegally crosses the border will be detained until they are removed out of our country and back to the country from which they came.

We won the Electoral College by a lot: 306 to 223, I believe. And that was a well-fought — that was a well-fought battle. We did a great job.

It is easier to ask for money when you don’t need the money.

Kim Jong Un just stated that the Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger and more powerful one than his, and my Button works!

It’s like in golf… A lot of people – I don’t want this to sound trivial – but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive… it’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.

Success comes from failure, not from memorizing the right answers.

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

Some people make things happen, some people watch things happen, and some ask what happened.

It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like.

Only men of character are trusted.

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have.

There are no guarantees, but being ready sure beats being taken by surprise.

If you’re going to have to swallow a frog, you don’t want to have to look at that sucker too long!

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall.

The six people who had the biggest impact on my life were all women. Had I been sexist, my life would have been far less fulfilling.

We hear tears loudly on this side of Heaven. What we don’t take time to contemplate are the even louder cheers on the other side of death’s valley.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.

The real risk is doing nothing.

The greatest cause of a poor image is the absence of unconditional love.