Donald Trump

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

I’ve always felt that a lot of modern art is a con, and that the most successful painters are often better salesmen and promoters than they are artists.

[Mexico] ripping off the US more than almost any other nation

I’m just thinking to myself right now, we should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump, right?

My father was very energetic; my mother was very energetic. He lived to a very old age, and so did my mother. I believe that I just have it from my father, from my parents. They had wonderful energy.

There was no collusion. Everybody knows there was no collusion.

It took only 10 minutes to do Chelsea deal with Roman Abramovich but I had to Google him first … I wasn’t sure if Jeremy Beadle was going to jump out.

An imitation may be quite successful in its own way, but imitation can never be Success. Success is a first-hand creation.

The epiphany for me at William Morris was realizing, ‘They bullshit on the phone! I can bullshit on the phone too!’

There are very few men of genius in advertising agencies. But we need all we can find. Almost without exception they are disagreeable. Don’t destroy them. They lay golden eggs.

I do not believe in excuses. I believe in hard work as the prime solvent of life’s problems.

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.

The great need of the world has always been for leaders. With more leaders we could have more industry. More industry, more employment and comfort for all.

The best way to make money in business is not to think too much about making it.

No serious-minded man should have time for the mediocre in any phase of his living.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

A store’s best advertisement is the service its goods render, for upon such service rest the future, the good-will, of an organization.

I started the site when I was 19. I didn’t know much about business back then.

We have a very open culture at the company, where we foster a lot of interaction between not just me and people but between everyone else. It’s an open floor plan. People have these desks where no one really has an office. I mean, I have a room where I meet with people. But it has all glass, so everyone can see into it and see what’s going on.

Change is vital, improvement the logical form of change.

Mark my word: A combination airplane and motor car is coming.