Donald Trump

I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge.

I think I am actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.

Under my administration anyone who illegally crosses the border will be detained until they are removed out of our country and back to the country from which they came.

If something is going to affect your life, it’s best to know as much as you can about it.

The concept of shaking hands is absolutely terrible, and statistically I’ve been proven right.

Go forth into the world and turn your hopes and dreams into action. America has always been the land of dreams because America is a nation of true believers.

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

We know everything about our clients – if they like their dressing gowns heated, what colour flowers they like, if their chef works left-handed – we know everything and we incorporate it into our work for them.

I just think people have a lot of fiction. But, you know, I mean, the real story of Facebook is just that we’ve worked so hard for all this time. I mean, the real story is actually probably pretty boring, right? I mean, we just sat at our computers for six years and coded.

No business can succeed in any great degree without being properly organized.

I think everybody thought I was crazy that I quit my job and started a management company in which I was managing one client – Laura Nyro.

You can’t tell me you can make any system or country work with low wages and high prices, and high wages with high prices don’t mean anything when the prices eat up the wages and don’t leave anything over.

Advertising reflects the mores of society, but it does not influence them.

What right have you, save service to the world, to think that other men’s labor should contribute to your gains?

[On Calvin Klein asking him ‘Why don’t you call it Geffen Records?’] People in the record business just don’t do that. They come up with names likes Asylum, Capricorn, or Island. [Calvin Klein said if you put your own name on the door ‘You’ll get laid more.’]

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.

When bankers get into business they usually destroy it.

The union organizers are asking us to sit still while it sells our men the jobs that have always been free.

I actually do think you’re seeing this trend towards organizations just caring more about their brand and engaging. And so I think Home Depot will want to humanize itself. I think that’s a lot of why companies are starting blogs, are just giving more insight into what’s going on with them.

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn’t want your family to read. You wouldn’t tell lies to your own wife. Don’t tell them to mine.

I think shareholders are the great evil of this modern world.