Donald Trump

I said on the Department of Justice, I would stay uninvolved. Now I may get involved at some point if it gets worse.

Thinking expansively includes seeing what is possible and making it happen.

If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?

While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.

Think BIG! You are going to be thinking anyway, so think BIG!

Show me someone without an ego, and I’ll show you a loser.

What I try to keep in mind is that there are going to be a lot of articles that are going to be misrepresentative of what I’m about as a person and as a writer.

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have in your home.

One thing I’ve learned about the press is that they’re always hungry for a good story, and the more sensational the better. It’s in the nature of the job, and I understand that. The point is that if you are a little different, or a little outrageous.

We want someone to bring us the news.

Contrary to what a lot of people think, I don’t enjoy doing press. I’ve been asked the same questions a million times now, and I don’t particularly like talking about my personal life.

Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us.

We got killed in Newsweek.

You can’t interview my brother!… We can call this thing off – right now!

Fake news is at an all time high. Where is their apology to me for all of the incorrect stories???

My people keep telling me I shouldn’t write letters like this to critics. The way I see it, critics get to say what they want to about my work, so why shouldn’t I be able to say what I want to about theirs?

If you are a little different, or a little outrageous, or if you do things that are bold or controversial, the press is going to write about you.

I notice in some of the newspapers that they have taken a bit of an interest in me. According to one headline Jeremy Corbyn welcomed the prospect of an asteroid wiping out humanity. Asteroids are pretty controversial and it is not the kind of thing I would want to rule out… without a full debate at conference and a review so can we have the debate later in the week.

When I hear about negative and false attacks, I really don’t invest any energy in them, because I know who I am.

There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?