Don Herold

There ain’t no freedom when you’ve got a worrying mind.

I don’t know how to drive.

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

Does anyone ask their parents how they are conceived?

It takes years to find your voice and seize your real estate.

Don’t make me put your head in my blender!

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

Romanticism implies nostalgia for damaged goods.

If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to understand it.

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.

I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an American.

If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspision that he is trying to be funny.

Don’t hurry, don’t worry. You’re only here for a short visit. So be sure and smell the flowers.

In the dime stores and bus stations, people talk of situations, read books, repeat quotations, draw conclusions on the wall.