a.r.asher

She isn’t the sunrise, she’s the f**king sun.

She wears her beauty as the sky wears the stars, infinitely deep and forever shining.

They said eyes are the key to the soul, and after looking into yours, I know you’ve unlocked mine.

Me: Unbothered, moisturized, in my lane, well-hydrated, flourishing.

I think us bad b*tc*es is a gift from God.

Being home alone at night makes me a bit nervous. If I’m at home alone, I have to sleep on the sofa – I can’t face going to bed. I’m there with the TV on and all the lights on. I’m not very brave about anything in life. In tennis, yes. In everything else, not very.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight?

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.

Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge.

When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

When women come up to me like, ‘I am a freaking senator,’ or, ‘I’m a doctor,’ it’s like, ‘Damn, y’all like me? I look up to y’all!’

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

I never hurt nobody but myself and that’s nobody’s business but my own.

Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

There is nothing so stable as change.