Appius Claudius

Little difficulties are made to swell until they fill our horizon while the real big blessings of life are dwindled down to nothing.

The remains of the old must be decently laid away; the path of the new prepared. That is the difference between Revolution and Progress.

Love is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

A h** neva gets cold

The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.

A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Man is a comparative being. Substandard things must go before super-standard things can come.

If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a chance of being a prophet.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

The problem is that for women, the average time is just over 14 minutes… men are left with about 12 minutes during which time they need to think of something to do!

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

The most you get is what you ask for.

Instead of being ashamed of what you’ve been through, be proud of what you have overcome!