If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Truth, Sir, is a cow which will yield such people no more milk, and so they are gone to milk the bull.
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
Truth isn’t truth.
Lying rides upon debt’s back.
Do not be angry with me if I tell you the truth
When in doubt tell the truth.
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out.
Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
There is no such source of error as the pursuit of truth.
The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The only real nobility is in being superior to your former self.
Do not seek the truth, only cease to cherish your opinions.
Truth is so hard to tell, it sometimes needs fiction to make it plausible.
Truth emerges more readily from error than from confusion.
Why shouldn’t truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
There’s a world of difference between truth and facts. Facts can obscure truth.
