Don’t make me put your head in my blender!
Insanity in individuals is something rare – but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
Once you discover that you can, then you must.
What is the one thing that I could do to help you?
It was like being in the eye of a hurricane. You’d wake up in a concert and think, Wow, how did I get here?
Public opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.
Life can’t be all that bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years.
Insight emerges out of silence.
Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value.
A lot of people do have tragic childhoods. But you know what? Get over it.
Every situation needs a hero. Step up and be that for your child.
They (wives) are people who think when the telephone bell rings, it is against the law not to answer it
Always pack your uniform on top.
That dog don’t hunt.
People are used to being coddled.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
I don’t know anybody so old he can’t do something useful. Just give them a chance and see.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.
Life is full of surprises, some good, some not so good.
