You have to name it to claim it.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect.
Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!
Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value.
Some life lessons don’t ever change. But how you embrace them will distinguish you from the pack.
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
It is said that power corrupts, but actually it’s more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power.
In Nevada, for a time, the lawyer, the editor, the banker, the chief desperado, the chief gambler, and the saloon-keeper occupied the same level of society, and it was the highest.
The think I remember most about Brooklyn was how much I wanted to get out of Brooklyn.
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
People living deeply have no fear of death.
Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
Coaching your wife is like trying to baptize a cat.
When women come up to me like, ‘I am a freaking senator,’ or, ‘I’m a doctor,’ it’s like, ‘Damn, y’all like me? I look up to y’all!’
Life on the road is murder. It’s as though life begins and ends with your horn in your mouth.
Hain’t we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain’t that a big enough majority in any town?
I feel like I got a pile of cattle chasing my ass, and I’m pedaling as hard as I can to stay in front of em. I’m looking behind me driving like hell.
When you make changes in your life, make sure youre moving toward the things you want.
Writing is good, thinking is better. Cleverness is good, patience is better.
I have some wonderful friends from the Mideast that are as red, white and blue as anybody you know, that have been harassed, and I think it’s a terrible, terrible thing.
If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.
