Junglepussy

Everyone wants to be black so bad I wake up feeling so exclusive!

I wish everybody would treat themselves like a plant.

When Yale reached out, I thought it was a hoax, but they really followed through.

You wouldn’t pour soda on plants.

When I started, I never gave any thought whatsoever to what I would be doing when I was 70.

I think actors have a choice of drawing attention to themselves or living on the outskirts.

I was young when I first went to America. I was 19 years old, and I went crazy. I met The GTOs and my mind just snapped. I’m from a nowhere town in the Midlands and here were these girls with bare breasts blatantly coming on, and of course we went crazy.

I realized what Led Zeppelin was about around the end of our first U.S. tour. We started off not even on the bill in Denver, and by the time we got to New York we were second to Iron Butterfly, and they didn’t want to go on!

Celebrity culture has gone crazy, and I think the reason is that real news is just not bearable, and it also seems impossible to change anything.

Hate a liar more than I hate thief. A thief is only after my salary a liar is after my reality.

That had her lip-syncing to a record… There was no protection for her as a person or as an artist…

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

Everybody has forgotten about showmanship. People don’t look like rock stars any more. They just look like regular dudes off the street.

[asked about the ways she is discriminated against] I get discriminated against in three ways: I get discriminated against because I’m blond, I get discriminated against because I’m an actress and I get discriminated against because I’m from the South.

[on “Pleasantville”] We were thrilled for just the three nominations we got, but obviously it’s a little sad. I went through so many press junkets with people saying they loved it. And Joan Allen was robbed but she can’t get nominated every year. She’s an inspiration for every young actress. She has that calm and reserve about herself and makes you think she appreciates the normal things of everyday. Then she transforms into this character that’s so different.

The idea of being in control for the sake of control is not really important to me. If everyone is sharp and doing what they’re doing well, you don’t really need to be in control all the time.

I love being sexy; I’m never gonna stop being an exhibitionist

There’s something timeless and important about making people laugh, about being the right spot in their day.

[after naked photos leaked] I want to apologise to my fans, whose support and trust means the world to me. “I am embarrassed over this situation and regret having ever taken these photos. I am thankful for the support of my family and friends.