Robbie Williams

I’m quite obviously not the world’s most handsome man – I’m the second world’s most handsome man!

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I’m sure that he wouldn’t like the prospect of it put to him, and I won’t even go there with Eminem.

I think the way for me to win America’s heart is to perform, and if I really was concerned about breaking big then there’d be a tour.

I’ve been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn’t have room to because I was drinking all the time.

When people come out of rehab, they usually go to secondary rehab for another six months and then enter back into society gradually. But I came out and did Top Of The Pops straight away!

I’ve got this brilliant thing where I go, “I’m Robbie Williams”, and people are interested in what I want to say – which is amazing because I’m just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.

I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.

I had lots of breaks.

This is my idea of heaven, coming home and watching the news.

[on Darren Aronofsky] I guess the first impression was that I’d been a big admirer of his work, and then I met someone who you’d never have put with that work. There was something very refreshing about that. I thought I was going to meet someone who was very intense and weird.

[on Ryan Phillippe] I’m lucky to find a person to share my life, and the best friend I’ll ever have.

At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment.

I always used to develop a cold going into the studio.

The only thing that I’m scared of is not livin’ up to the expectations of Dr. Dre and Eminem.

In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, ‘People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us. And if you really get to know us, you get gonorrhea’.

I’ve been working so hard, I’m about to have a Mariah Carey.

You don’t waste your entire life waiting to go back to dust.

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war –for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I’d say we deserve ours more.

Trump’s presidency is like one of his handshakes: it pulls you in whether you like it or not.

I’ve had some pretty good experiences on everything, even if the film doesn’t always work.

It’s sort of a feeling of power onstage. It’s really the ability to make people smile, or just to turn them one way or another for that duration of time, and for it to have some effect later on. I don’t really think it’s power… it’s the goodness.