Idi Amin

It’s not for me. I tried human flesh and it’s too salty for my taste.

My mission is to lead the country out of a bad situation of corruption, depression and slavery. After I rid the country of these vices, I will then organize and supervise a general election of a genuinely democratic civilian government.

Although some people felt Adolf Hitler was bad, he was a great man and a real conqueror whose name would never be forgotten.

I do not want to be controlled by any superpower. I myself consider myself the most powerful figure in the world, and that is why I do not let any superpower control me.

In any country there must be people who have to die. They are the Sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order.

I am the hero of Africa.

True friends stab you in the front.

I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire after a month or two. I am on wife number five right now, maybe five’s a charm?

I would never buy Ivana any decent jewels or pictures. Why give her negotiable assets?

I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody’s face while we’re having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

Lasting love and forgiveness are two sides of the same page.

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

You don’t have to love everything a person does to love that person.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Breakups are a horrible thing for almost everybody I know. For someone who is a love addict, it’s debilitating.

The most beautiful girls wear their hearts on their sleeves and their souls in their smiles.

If I don’t have friends, then I ain’t got nothing.

You know the funny thing, I don’t get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

All happy families are alike, but an unhappy family is unhappy after its own fashion.

If I’m not interested in a woman, I’m straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, ‘I can’t do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!’

No one has done a study on this, as far as I can tell, but I think Facebook might be the first place where a large number of people have come out. We didn’t create that – society was generally ready for that. I think this is just part of the general trend that we talked about, about society being more open, and I think that’s good.