Dan Stanford

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.

It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.

People create their own experiences.

I am not prejudiced in any way.

You say I started out with practically nothing, but that isn’t correct. We all start with all there is, it’s how we use it that makes things possible.

If we knew the meaning to everything that is happening to us, then there would be no meaning.

I cannot discover that anyone knows enough to say what is and what is definitely not possible.

I was brought up to be a gentleman. That means you know how to walk, talk and dress the part.

The way out is through the door. Why is it that no one will use this method?

Of all the follies the elder generation falls victim to this is the most foolish, namely, the constant criticism of the younger element who will not be and cannot be like ourselves because we and they are different tribes produced of different elements in the great spirit of Time.

Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight?

I know that god is real. I have seen him smile through the sunlight as it dances across your skin and lays gently at your feet.

If there is any one secret of success, it lies in the ability to get the other person’s point of view and see things from that person’s angle as well as from your own.

If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.