Ambrose Redmoon

Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but no one wants to die to get there!

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

An artist is always alone if he is an artist. What the artist needs is loneliness.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.

Do you realize that you can’t play the game of life with sweaty palms?

We do not know who we are until we see what we can do.

When I am old, weather-worn, and grey, I want to fill my lungs with your perfume and hear your laughter echo through our home as we dance alone in our living room, drunk off wine, still madly in love.

What I have never been afraid of is to be a little silly, and you can engage people that way!

I think I always feel like if everything went to shit, I would just teach improv at a theatre.

Learn when’s a good time to shut up.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.

When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.