George Bernard Shaw

In heaven an angel is no one in particular.

Dying is a troublesome business: there is pain to be suffered, and it wrings one’s heart; but death is a splendid thing –a warfare accomplished, a beginning all over again, a triumph. You can always see that in their faces.

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.

The most anxious man in a prison is the governor.

The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing.

They that Marry for Money cannot have the true Satisfaction of Marriage; the requisite Means being wanting.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

It has to be a true partnership, and you have to really really like and respect the person you’re married to because it is a hard road.

Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?

This is my first marriage. Beforehand, I was living in sin.

There’s no doubt I’m a better man having spent time with Michelle. I would never say that Michelle’s a better woman, but I will say she’s a little more patient.

It is a woman’s business to get married as soon as possible, and a man’s to keep unmarried as long as he can.

In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.

Michelle’s like Beyoncé in that song ‘Let me upgrade ya!’ She upgraded me.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you’ll never end up with a nag.