Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.

Remember-the only place men want depth in their women is in her décolletage.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

You can start any Monty Python routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment.

No matter how tired I am, whenever I see you guys, my energy goes to a billion.

I can’t tell you an answer to that (question on the meaning of life). I can just say live it, be kind, do your best, don’t hurt anybody, and don’t fake orgasms. From a man’s viewpoint, that’s pretty impossible.

I still like to get carried away – but passively.

I come from the tradition of a big Irish family that loves to sing. I love to perform.

I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things seriously. This attitude of mine gets me into a lot of trouble.

I love connecting with people, playing games, music and finding ways to help or give back to communities/organizations…Having my own talk show where I get to do all of these things is pretty much a dream job!

When Yale reached out, I thought it was a hoax, but they really followed through.

[on Kylie Jenner’s cover shoot] I need a half hour to cry

A designer told me that my wife was a master of light and I was a master of time.

I’ve never been cool and I don’t really care about being cool. It’s just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted.

We are excited to partner with TEAM, RADD and NHTSA on this campaign, designed to raise awareness of two major safety issues – impaired driving and seatbelt use. Richard Petty Driving Experience provides the perfect venue for the campaign’s messages and incentives, particularly for reaching young men, who make up the highest risk group for motor vehicle crashes. The collaboration of our staff, NASCAR driver hosts and fans with the celebrities and dignitaries that represent the campaign at Richard Petty Driving Experience is exciting to see.

In the middle of everything that I’ve done as a singer or as somebody who’s jumped on top of a few old books and turned ‘em into songs about hobbits f*cking vikings, I think I’ve danced a beautiful dance through it all, without becoming too much of a cliche. I’ve enjoyed the two-step. It’s brought me great gifts.

I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers-but then, nobody is perfect.