Tracey Ullman

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

I’m beginning to understand myself. But it would have been great to be able to understand myself when I was 20 rather than when I was 82.

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself.

Anyone who does anything useful will not go unpaid.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

People say time heals all wounds. Let me tell you, time heals nothing. You can do the wrong thing for 10 years and it doesn’t equal the right thing for one day.

There’s a part of me I can’t get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once, I’ll never be the same.

A person should design the way he makes a living around how he wishes to make a life.

Indulgence doesn’t prepare, indulgence can cripple a child because the world won’t indulge her.

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.

Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some.

Never ask anyone over 70 how they feel. They’ll tell you.

If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a chance of being a prophet.