Shaquille O’Neal

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

If you want to make a million you don’t have to understand money, what you have to understand is people’s fears about money.

A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

If a person gets his attitude towards money straight, it will straighten out almost every other area in his life.

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.

Steve Jobs didn’t give a shit about money, and I do give a shit about money. I wanted to have a lot of money. I thought it would change my life, which it did, but not in the ways I expected.

It’s like when you see all the slave movies. Why you gotta keep reminding us about slavery? Why don’t you show us – put Michael Jordan on a $20 bill.

You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing for another is common to all men, and to be found in no other race of animals.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

Whoever thinks that money can’t buy happiness . . . just doesn’t know where to shop!

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around.