Ronan Keating

I’ve signed breasts and bums. I’ve signed everything!

This industry’s very fickle, you’re only as big as your last record, you know? And we intend on releasing some good records yet, so we don’t intend on going anywhere.

It is also a testament to the role that Ireland and its citizens have played towards combating world hunger, poverty and under-development in agriculture and rural development,

Relax, stop overdoing it, and just breathe for a second.

British politics, when done well, can be very fun. John Oliver

You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.

[On being criticized after admitting she and then-husband Ryan Phillippe have gone to couples therapy] Since when is self-improvement a negative? Why wouldn’t I be interested in psychology? I like to read a lot of psychology books. I’m obsessed with child behavior; I would love to be a child psychologist.

I’ve been gone for a long time. I really want to give the fans something that they deserve to have. So, I’m working really hard on this. I really want to make it the best work I’ve done so far.

My favorite day at ’30 Rock’ is Thursday when the show airs. At lunch, we screen the episodes. For everyone to watch together, to see the stuff we all worked on, to hear the crew laugh – it’s great fun.

You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope someday you’ll join us. And the world will live as one.

I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.

I have plenty of pet hates. I can’t stand people scraping their plate or slurping their soup. I can’t stand waiting in lines. I hate people talking inanely about the Lord Of The Rings. I hate people whistling. But I’m not like this because I’m famous. I’ve always been a grumpy bastard.

I’m a woman now.

So when I come across as being everybody’s mate and nice and humble, I’m only nice and humble to a certain degree; the other side of me is arrogantly determined to do what the f**k I want.

I’m the closest that hip-hop is getting to God. In some situations I’m like a ghetto Pope.

I have so much to talk about. I have so much to share. There are so many different emotions going on inside of me right now.

You don’t need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?’

You don’t worry about being liked. You have to be yourself.