Robin Williams

Cocaine is God’s way of saying that you’re making too much money.

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Carpe per diem – seize the check.

[on Syrian Refugee Crisis] We have a worldwide international catastrophe – talking about it is one thing, doing something about it is another.

I believe ‘ye’ is the most commonly used word in the Bible, and in the Bible it means ‘you’.

British politics, when done well, can be very fun. John Oliver

Democracy is like a tambourine – not everyone can be trusted with it.’

You can’t fake listening. It shows.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He’s like ‘We have to get rid of dictators,’ but he’s pretty much one himself.

I’m a chocolate addict!

There are different audiences out there, and everyone has different tastes of what they want. And it’s a good thing because otherwise, there wouldn’t be enough stuff to go around.

I think mystery is kind of great. I don’t know anything about Bette Davis or Katharine Hepburn or Ava Gardner – not really – and I like that. I love watching their movies because they’re my personal movie stars. I don’t know what they eat and who their trainer is.

I don’t take myself that seriously. I’ve just had a good, big life. It’s a big one.

Sometimes I think, ‘To hell with acting,’ and then I realize I could be working at a shoe shop, acting is much cooler.

I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.

People think clowns – I wasn’t a clown. I would run parties. I basically ran around for two hours and ate massive piles of Haribo.

I think women are very powerful and I think we’re more powerful together than separate.

When you’re on your fifth album, you are going to be judged against all your previous work and expectations.