Robbie Williams

I like listening to good music – and I can’t stop playing my album.

I don’t believe that to be fulfilled you have to have kids. What’s the point? I can’t guarantee my child won’t suffer pain because that kid’s going to be in pain at some point in their life. I don’t want to see that. It’s too much.

I still find trusting people quite hard. I’ve got a couple of mates that I do let in, but that’s it. It’s something I’ve got to sort out-I cut people off.

I’m not a musician, I’m an entertainer.

I think the way for me to win America’s heart is to perform, and if I really was concerned about breaking big then there’d be a tour.

I’ve been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn’t have room to because I was drinking all the time.

It’s OK to quote from your past. But I’m more interested in quoting from my present and pointing towards the future.

We aren’t cool and never will be.

Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.

[asked if she ever had any summer traditions when growing up] My family rented a cottage in Canada. They’d blare “Wake Up Little Susie” at seven in the morning throughout the entire campground. Everyone would roll over to the lodge and have sticky buns for breakfast, and then we’d jump on the trampoline all day long.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show…called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.

You know when you find a great dress, you’ve gotta hold on to it.

I would say my number one tip is to know that it’s okay to be in love with yourself. That’s not a bad thing. People might think it’s cocky, or arrogant, or selfish – no, that’s not what that means. Being in love with yourself is okay.

I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah.

Once you get rid of the idea that you must please other people before you please yourself, and you begin to follow your own instincts – only then can you be successful. You become more satisfied, and when you are, other people will tend to be satisfied by what you do.

I’m off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don’t know if it’s worked. It works up until you take your first drink.

Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.

That’s when I realized that as long as you don’t broadcast your beefs, you can get away cold with murder. It’s even better if you don’t allow the beef to take place. If someone disrespects you, you can know in your heard that you’re going to get him, but you don’t have to show him there’s a beef. You can just look at it like, Okay, this nigga must not know. And then you fall back and you put it down.

Elections: the only excuse for a grown man to kiss a stranger’s baby and not have the cops called.

I’m keeping the pixie. I hope I inspire people… it’s really cool to have short hair.