Rebecca Johnson

It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.

finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

It’s like when you see all the slave movies. Why you gotta keep reminding us about slavery? Why don’t you show us – put Michael Jordan on a $20 bill.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.

Getting money is not all a man’s business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.

If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he’d only had good intentions – he had money, too.