Ogden Nash

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.

I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

You can’t borrow your way to prosperity. Look for ways to create value and you will attract money.

I’ve earned all this money. I’ve worked for it. I didn’t cheat anybody. I didn’t issue junk bonds and put people out of work. I earned it. And I live relatively modestly given my level of success and wealth.

Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money

Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet

If a person gets his attitude towards money straight, it will straighten out almost every other area in his life.