Marlon Brando

We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.

Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they were. They weren’t trying to change the world. That’s what other people put on them. I knew all those people. I knew them all, intimately and well. Bob Dylan. I would say that Bob Dylan is as interested in money as any person I’ve known in my life. That’s just the truth.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

I make no claim to being a business genius. You can make so much money in this business that it loses its value.

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.