Margaret Cho

Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day comes when he begins to care that he does not cheat his neighbor. Then all goes well — he has changed his market-cart into a chariot of the sun.

Kiss me, and you will see how important I am.

I probably didn’t handle things as diplomatically as I should.

I have had young fascinations but never love.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

It’s fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you.

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself.

You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful – I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything….Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

Never put more in a relationship than you can afford to lose.

Lasting love and forgiveness are two sides of the same page.

If I don’t have friends, then I ain’t got nothing.

True friends stab you in the front.

Don’t confuse feelings with facts and don’t ignore facts when they come as feelings.

You can repeat the mistakes of your parents’ marriage or you can go out of your way not to repeat them.

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!