If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.
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I remember Tina Fey wrote a play about Catherine the Great f**king a horse and I thought, ‘That lady is hot stuff, I wanna know her.’
You know, as a comedian your body has to be I need to think of a better term than up for grabs but you kind of use whatever you have to get the laugh. And if youre worrying about how you look Vanity is the death of comedy.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, ‘No hablo ingles.’
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
I really do believe that anything in life – any obstacle or challenge – can be made better with humor.