Jerry Zucker

You have nothing to lose. Everything you have acquired of value is locked inside you.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

The key to every man is his thought. He can only be reformed by showing him a new idea which commands his own.

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.

The more you know the less you understand.

More helpful than all wisdom is one draught of simple human pity that will not forsake us.

The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.

No comment is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again.

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful.

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

A good and faithful judge ever prefers the honorable to the expedient.

One lesson we learn early, that in spite of seeming difference, men are all of one pattern. We readily assume this with our mates, and are disappointed and angry if we find that we are premature, and that their watches are slower than ours. In fact, the only sin which we never forgive in each other is difference of opinion.

I shall strike the stars with my unlifted head.

To find yourself, think for yourself.