I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
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The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war.
When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So when they start calling people my age, 18, up, I was one they called.
Where force is necessary, there it must be applied boldly, decisively and completely. But one must know the limitations of force; one must know when to blend force with a maneuver, a blow with an agreement.
That’s what an army is – a mob; they don’t fight with courage that’s born in them, but with courage that’s borrowed from their mass, and from their officers.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.
What is human warfare but just this; an effort to make the laws of God and nature take sides with one party.
I quietly declare war with the State, after my fashion, though I will still make use and get advantage of her as I can, as is usual in such cases.
It’s been a big week for our side. Over on the beaches of Normandy our boys have fired the opening guns of the long awaited drive to liberate the world.
You don’t win wars by dying for your country you win wars by making the other son of a b*tch die for his.