Garry Shandling

I think careful cooking is love, don’t you? The loveliest thing you can cook for someone who’s close to you is about as nice a Valentine as you can give.

Don’t confuse feelings with facts and don’t ignore facts when they come as feelings.

[a metaphor for the end of her marriage] The process of divorce is about loading a blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands.

Your experience will be a lesson to all of us men to be careful not to marry ladies in very high positions.

The most beautiful girls wear their hearts on their sleeves and their souls in their smiles.

I would never buy Ivana any decent jewels or pictures. Why give her negotiable assets?

Sometimes if you’re lucky, someone comes into your life who’ll take up a place in your heart that no one else can fill, someone who’s tighter than a twin, more with you than your own shadow, who gets deeper under your skin than your own blood and bones

It’s better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.

There’s a big difference between falling in love and being in love. There’s a big difference between infatuation and falling in love.

The most wonderful of all things in life, I believe, is the discovery of another human being with whom one’s relationship has a glowing depth, beauty, and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvelous thing, it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of Divine accident.

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

Strong relationships are the key.

It is because I think so much of warm and sensitive hearts, that I would spare them from being wounded.

Cherish your human connections – your relationships with friends and family.

Relationships are truly like a garden, if you tend it, water it, weed it and feed it, it will grow into a beautiful garden. If you only go out there every few weeks to look it over for a few moments, what do you think it’s going to look like in a few months? It’s going to be a weed patch. It will disappear.