Earl Wilson

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.

I’ve been poor and I’ve been rich and rich is better.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense of comradeship. Money is not a substitute for tenderness, and power is not a substitute for tenderness.

The best thing I know about me, is that I’m rich

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

The lack of money is the root of all evils.

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

Money without brains is always dangerous.