E. E. Cummings

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

I rob banks because that’s where the money is.

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.

Money is indeed the most important thing in the world.

Whoever thinks that money can’t buy happiness . . . just doesn’t know where to shop!

The point is, you can never be too greedy.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

You can’t borrow your way to prosperity. Look for ways to create value and you will attract money.

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in the world. Now that I’m old . . . I know it is.