Donald Trump

Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is, we don’t have Stars anymore – except your President (just kidding, of course)!

If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’

We will follow two simple rules: Buy American and hire American.

Do not spend too much time planning or trying to anticipate and solve problems before they happen. That is just another kind of excuse for procrastination. Until you start, you won’t know where the problems will occur. You won’t have the experience to solve them. Instead, get into action, and solve the problems as they arise.

Think Big and make it happen.

Building a brand may be more important than building a business.

There is a time and place for all things to be successful. There is fate and destiny and opportunity, and you need all three things in line at the same time.

If you need a machine and don’t buy it, then you will ultimately find that you have paid for it and don’t have it.

Machines were devised not to do a man out of a job, but to take the heavy labor from man’s back and place it on the broad back of the machine.

I’ve been making deals all my life.

You can’t tell me you can make any system or country work with low wages and high prices, and high wages with high prices don’t mean anything when the prices eat up the wages and don’t leave anything over.

The secret of long life is double careers. One to about age sixty, then another for the next thirty years.

I do not believe in excuses. I believe in hard work as the prime solvent of life’s problems.

Anyone who criticises me for talking about fair trade is a few pebbles short of a beach. Because everyone should care about it, just like everyone should care about the environment, because we all live here.

Leverage: don’t make deals without it!

A business absolutely devoted to service will have only one worry about profits. They will be embarrassingly large.

Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman, not the attitude of the prospect.

Building a brand may be more important than building a business.

I was the most productive when I was in a flex situation. Do not check for me for needless meetings.

Employers only handle the money – it is the customer who pays the wages.

My definition of an executive’s job is brief and to the point. It is simply this: Getting things done through other people.