Brendan Behan

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.

Getting money is not all a man’s business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.

We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.

finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.

Somebody said to me, ‘But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.’ That’s a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, ‘Now, let’s write a swimming pool’.

Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

Money without brains is always dangerous.

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.

Money makes your life easier. If you’re lucky to have it, you’re lucky.