I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
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