It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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